Would you pay $425 for jeans that have “a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty”?
They’re a real thing at Nordstrom
People are reacting by saying a) only an idiot would buy these, or b) how dare Nordstrom make light of real, hard working labourers with this imitation mud!
Not to be outdone by mud-stained jeans, Reebok posted this sweat-stained t-shirt for the same price, $425
Haha Too bad it’s sold out, they would have made a great outfit together, don’t you think?