Well here’s something you don’t see every day – A couple in Virginia is using Craigslist to sell their guillotine. Pat and Alex Pichl say they were using the guillotine to send a message to trespassers – you know, as a deterrent. Because, the idea of getting your head hacked off is enough to cause people to rethink stealing your DVD player.
Well, this couple is moving into a new house and won’t have room for the beheading device, so it’s now for sale with an asking price of $500. They say it’s “gently used” and comes from a “smoke free, pet free” home.
My first thought is – what do they mean by ‘gently used’. Like they were extra careful while hacking off people’s heads or they kept it clean and sharp afterwards? Did they use it as an exercise machine? I’m not sure I understand – nor do I want to.