Guys become exactly the same as their dads by the time they reach 38.
How can you tell? Well, falling asleep in your living room is the biggest sign, with having your own special chair the runner-up. Dad-dancing came third in the poll, with the side-to-side shuffle and air guitar named the worst moves.
Other signs were spending time in the shed, failing to name any band, singer or rapper in the Top 40, reading the newspaper and laughing at their own lame jokes.
The poll also named keeping an eye on the central heating thermostat, spending longer on the toilet and getting excited about home appliance sales. The top 10 list of “dadisms” was rounded off by embarrassing friends or family for laughs.
The survey revealed 20% of women think they married a man like their own father…. Women, on the other hand, start turning into their mothers when they are 31, according to another poll. More than half of the women surveyed said they stopped rebelling against their mothers in their early 30s and started copying them instead.
They found themselves enjoying the same TV shows, taking up the same hobbies and using the same sayings. 51% named their mothers as the most inspirational woman in their lives.
How did you know you were turning onto your dad? What was the sign that did it for you?